monday, monday

Oh Monday we meet again you old bitch.

In case any of you were wondering, I stayed totally true to my weekend goals and steered clear of all alcohol and unhealthy foods.

Just joshing. You should have known that would never happen. I actually behaved like a drunken walrus and ate and drank everything in sight. Maybe next weekend....

Friday night I went to Zumba had a healthy dinner and then practiced applying eyeliner.

I was pretty impressed with myself because it actually looked sort of normal. I didn't even have to make a special trip to the store, because I already had some eyeliner that I purchased a while back to paint fake stitches on my face when I was a zombie for Halloween. Score.

After I had painted my face I knew the world needed to see it, so I texted my favorite neighbor and asked her what they were up to. She told me they were going to the Tiki Bar and to get my ass over there.

I did what I was told.

I was planning to offer to DD so I could stick to my diet, but then I was informed a cab was on it's way to scoop us up so all bets were off, and I had a few shots before we even left.

Once we got there I drank until there was no money left in my wallet. We sang songs to the cab driver on the way back and then I vaguely remember doing fairly consistent shots until 4 am and salsa dancing with my neighbor's husband. Good times.

I awoke Saturday morning at 11:37 am on my couch having missed all my classes at the gym and secretly rejoicing. I toyed with the idea of going for a run then opted for Wendy's chicken nuggets and a lemonade instead.

As rough as I was feeling, and it was rough let me tell you, manfriend had it worse. He did not even emerge from bed until 3 pm. And then it was only to rid himself of some of the toxins he took in. I went to the store and got him some hangover essentials because I'm a little peach like that.

Have you ever tried running errands when you are slightly still drunk/hungover?? It's quite funny. I had to go to three stores because I kept forgetting shit...silly hangover.

Around 4 our buddy came over and we went to the pool. That made us feel delightful and we decided to have a BBQ that evening. We had a few more friends come over and cooked some food and drank some burr. I tried watermelon with chili powder on top, and my life will never be the same.

Oh man, I almost forgot to mention, we also dog sat this weekend. For the most adorable little gentleman named Teddy. He is a tiny yorkie and I love him. He weighs about 4 pounds and Fred clocks in at just under 100, so I spent a fair share of my weekend trying to get them to pose for a photo shoot. I am sad to report I did not get one good photo. I also was unable to get them to share a spaghetti noodle Lady and the Tramp style.

Sunday I assisted my good friend with a work event that required me to deal with small children in 100 degree heat. Yay. The little darlings all seemed to be quite sticky which throughout grossed me out.

She thanked my with free food which I am always a fan of and I proceeded to eat more on Sunday than I normally eat all week. No bueno.

Later that night there was another BBQ and some oysters were involved, I also saw the most perfect rainbow I have ever seen. Sorry this was so long, I just love the weekend too much...have a good Monday guys.