holy moly

I would like to apologize in advance for this post. It is going to be mega bullshit, so feel free to stop reading right now.

I am way to excited to think of anything clever to say today so instead you are gonna get some grade A word vomit.

Jose and I are taking off for the Outer Banks this afternoon.  This will be season two of the Real World for me because we are sharing a house with a bunch of people. Most of whom we have never met. Don't worry, I'm going to drink more than the recommended amount so it won't be awkward.

I am taking a half day from work which is pretty damn exciting too. I am only working today at all because it is my boss's birthday and we are taking him to Olive Garden for lunch to celebrate. There will be cake involved too, so I wasn't about to miss that shit. I did so much Pilates last night my whole body hurts, the only logical cure is bread sticks.

On an unrelated note, I was on Facebook today (we mostly broke up but I check it now and then) and it suggested I give someone a Starbucks gift card for their birthday. Fu*k you Facebook. I will only buy Starbucks gift cards for people I want to. If you have to remind me to do it, then I don't think it is "the thought that counts". Instagram is better.

I painted my own toes last night. They look like complete shit. Literally like a four year old did them. I am going to continue paying people to do that for me from now on.

Next, I am officially one of those losers who drives around the gym parking lot 10 times looking for a close spot. In my defense it was drizzling.

Jose made Tiramisu to bring to the beach house last night, I mowed down a bunch of lady fingers dipped in coffee while he was putting it together and I didn't hate it. Go get some lady fingers, it's a cookie if you didn't know.

Also, the adorable Krystal at the blog Spunkee Belle nominated me for a Leibster award. I still don't really know what those are, and I did a post a while back when I got a nomination so I am going to cheat this time because I don't really have any more friends to nominate that haven't been already. I am going to answer her questions though.

• What is your biggest fear?
• I'm terrified of ladders, not heights just ladders. 

• If you could have a private dinner with ANY 5 people, who would it be?
• Tina Fey, Amy Pohler, Kristen Wig, Zach Galafanakis, and Alec Baldwin

• What is 1 thing you regret from your past and why?
• I have taken people for granted in the past, and regret that...I try not to do that now.

• What's your favorite holiday?
• All of them, but I guess Chiristmas.

• What is your dream job?
• I'd like to be the director of an art museum.

• If you could date any celebrity, who would it be?
• Charlie Hunan. I want to bang him pretty bad.

• What is 1 bad habit you would change?
• Diet coke.

• Chocolate or Vanilla?
• Chocolate.

• If you could eat 1 thing for the rest of your life what would it be?
• Chicken wings. 

• What is one thing your readers may not know about you?
• I'm generally pretty nice. I am sassy on the blog but I am actually not a total asshole in real life. Just sort of an asshole.

The pictures are of Duck, North Carolina, that's where I am going...I hope I meet some ducks. Mighty ones at that.