I gotta say, I really hope someone starts listening to my phone calls and reading my texts. I know if they do, it will only be a matter of minutes before the government has me committed. And lord knows that would be better for society.
Think about it for a minute. If someone were to read your texts, or listen to your convos what would they think of you??
I know for damn sure I would make a ridiculous impression.
I can only imagine what the poor government spy (or whatever they would call them) that got assigned to my case would think of me.....
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I need to meet your parents. And what is this patriot act of texting? People are going to read my texts?! I'm going to be committed right with you
Oh, no. People reading my texts will NOT be a good thing. You and I will totally have a similar situation going on. (Of course, thank God this didn't happen back before I was married (when I was slutty AND always drunk!)) Oy, the things they woulda seen!
Haha I love your take on this. The government might have me committed too.
This made me bust up laughing! I am sure if the government read my texts they would think I am a menace to society....someone get the giant butterfly net lol.
Haha this is too funny!!!
Hahaha. This is so funny and so true! New follower, love it!!
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haha your texts read like mine. Totally dysfunctional. I hope someone out there is reading mine besides the person I send them too, cause I text some real gems.
YES ALL THESE THINGS.
i love that people are super upset about it but like why? if anything i feel so sorry for them because of how awkward they must feel after reading my shit.
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