"I just want to go running"
-Yeah, I legit said that the other day. Up until the last two weeks (as a result of freezing temps and lots o ice) I have been running consistently two or three times a week. I never imagined I would be that guy but two weeks off and I missed it like crazy.
"Just throw the hay over there"
-I coordinate outdoor events at a place that was once a big ass farm. I handle hay all the time. It might actually be straw, I really don't know the difference.
"I have a meeting with a war reenactor tomorrow morning"
-I don't even know what to say about that one, but it happened last week...
"You have to wait until your omelet is cool"
-I cooked Fred an omelet the other day. I don't eat omelettes. I dirtied a pan and prepared a dish just for my dog. I have lost it.
"What are the ingredients in that mascara?"
-My need for everything to be organic is truly getting out of control. I know it, and I feel like the first step is admitting you have a problem, but I can't stop....it's just getting worse.
"A 4 year old is my favorite person on Earth"
-It's true. My niece. The greatest person in the world, I still don't understand most of what she says, but I love her the best regardless.
11 comments:
haha! same thing for me about running...i'm DYING to hit the trails again and i think about it every day. this, from a person who hated running not a year before and couldn't even do 1K. WHAT IS HAPPENING TO US?!
-kathy | Vodka and Soda
From Hay to War reenactor. That is a broad job. From someone who bakes her dog treats I can totally relate.
Haha...these are great!
I totally tell Hawkeye to wait until her food is cool. When she's got a cold, I make her homemade chicken soup with veggies. I don't even make myself homemade soup, I buy it in a can.
you crack me up. i saw that insta of you cooking for your dog. you're CRAZY
The first one. YES. Never in my lifeee.
Mascara can be organic?? I thought "organice" was only for things you can eat...kidding. Sort of.
haha- the shit I do as an event planner...completely blows my mind sometimes.
I blow on food for my dog when it's too hot. The things we do for love.
Hahahah this was really funny! I have really sensitive eyes so I understand saying what is in that mascara...I also says what is in the eye liner. womp womp!
hahaha re: Fred's omelet
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