-An AA meeting. Who wants a quitter? And I think we all know dating a man that doesn't drink is no fun. It's nice to have a DD and all, but that's what cabs are for.
-The gym. Unless you are one of those assholes who looks pretty while she works out. I am not. I look like a red faced rat after sixty minutes of cardio and the men are not going to love that.
-The salon. I like to get my hair did. I also like the fact that my boyfriend does not care about getting his did. I mean he cuts it and all, but for me the metrosexual phase went out of style in the 90s. I like a more rugged man.
-Your bestfriend's family reunion/party/gathering. I have dated a few brothers of friends in my day. It has never ever ended well. Don't go there. Brothers of ex-friends is perfectly acceptable.
-Speaking of family, don't meet a man at your own family party/reunion/gathering. He may be a distant cousin. This ain't honey boo boo land, we don't want that.
And there you have it. The five best and worst places to meet you a man. Now go getum tiger.
8 comments:
ok, i'm chinese jamaican and the ChiJam community is huge and EVERYONE KNOWS EACH OTHER and because of this, we're all "cousins". majority of the time, it's not blood-related but for some stupid reason, we call all other ChiJams who know one another that and it's too close to home...of course, i didn't know this when I was young and stupid so in grade 9, i started dating another ChiJam and when my dad met him, he said: oh, your dad is so-and-so and he owns XYZ business in jamaica, right?
i looked at the guy and dumped him right there because i had no idea if he was a cousin and didn't want to find out. i never dated another ChiJam again.
i hate gym guys. like the ones that have on barely a shirt and think they are hot shit. gross.
haha and ewww family gathering.
The salon!! Haha. Yeah don't need a man who takes longer to get ready than I do!! It almost never ends well with a friends family member!
HAHAHAHA "Your bestfriend's family reunion/party/gathering. I have dated a few brothers of friends in my day. It has never ever ended well. Don't go there. Brothers of ex-friends is perfectly acceptable."
Indeed. I'm dating the brother of my ex best friend. Aaaaaawkward. But acceptable.
Haha you are too freaking funny. I seriously need you to come take over my life sometime. Fortunately since I am the big sister I have never had to face the possibilities of dating my brothers friends..that would be just gross(he is 16) lol
Totally agree!Great post! :)
Only a storm in a coffee cup
awesome! Yea I look crazy during/after a workout and the last thing I want is some dude trying to talk to me then
maybe you and i should go to these places drunk and see what happens.
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