locked up

So, one of the nerdier things I am super into is podcasts. I really can't get enough.

I listen to them everyday on my drive to and from work because the talk radio in these parts sucks.

One of my faves is Alec Baldwin's show Here's the Thing. I am not sure if I actually like the show, or if I just listen because of his dreamy voice.

He sounds like buttah...like up there with Mr. Freeman buttah. I love it a lot.

The episode I listened to last night was an interview with this dude who spent a bunch of years working in the New York prison system. If there is something I love more than Alec Baldwin it is shit about prisons. Creepy, maybe...but I dig anything to do with prisons.

I blame it on my 4th grade Girl Scout leader who took our troop on a field trip to the county jail. Young girls + inmates, am I the only one who felt that was a bit on the odd side?

But I digress, the podcast got me thinking about how much ass it would suck to be stuck in prison. Unless you had really fun cellmates of course, then it might be kind of ok.

I would hate to be locked up, but I can think of a few places I hate even more....

Walmart. I literally feel sick in that store. I dislike the politics of the company and the folks I see in my local branch make me sad for humanity. Real sad.

Any type of auto repair shop. I know nothing about cars and always feel like I am being royally screwed the second I have to deal with anything vehicle related. Plus the only thing to look at is tires..they just don't do it for me.

The dentist...and not for the obvious reasons, no I just cannot stand the taste or smell of the nasty plastic gloves in mah mouth.

Staff meetings at work. I find most meetings pretty pointless, and I always have at least 38 thousand things to do on any given day so I sit there with a sour face the entire time.

Anywhere that I am surrounded by children. See: zoos, some museums, amusement parks, and toy stores. Not a fan of kiddos especially in large quantities.

Being surrounded by super dumb people. I have no tolerance for it. Like Judge Judy says, "Beauty fades, dumb is forever."

That's all I can really think of for now...where is worse than jail in your opinion???

And now, I am going to talk a lil about what inspires this literary gem that is my blog as requested by two members of the bloginati Helene and Sarah.

Today's post was clearly inspired by the most bangable character on 30 Rock, but most of the time I just jot down the weird ideas that pop into my head on my phone and somehow turn it into a post. Occasionally I write based on something I find interesting in the news. I also often write based on crazy shit my friends say and do, or just make a collage and tell you guys about my drunken weekends. If I don't have anything good (and I use the word good lightly) I don't post at all. I really just want to make ya'll bitches laugh now and then and I also want a friend in every state so I have people to party with when I travel.