Weddings 101...and I am a link-up fool

Even though I have calmed down quite a bit in my old age, I am still a wild child from time to time. I typically drink enough to be completely embarrassing at least once a week, and cannot seem to act like a reasonable adult at any type of open bar situation. What can I say, I love free shit.

Weddings are no exception. Not a single wedding comes to mind that I completely remember...I do know I always have a good time however.

I will probably regret this, but here are some sloppy shots of yours truly on various couple's most special day.

God, just look at my hair. I got ready for this wedding in the bathroom of a bar...clearly I could have used a little more hairspray.

It is always wise to stop at the bar for several hours between the ceremony and reception. If you forgot a card, just make one out of a miller lite sign...true story, it wasn't me either.

Starting the night out with martinis is never smart, nor are my tights...yikes.

I lost my phone at this wedding, judging by this photo that is no surprise.

Sometimes I spill drinks on bridesmaids.

I always dance like a damn fool.

If you think I am any better at a bachelorette party, think again.

Want to read more wild party tales, or just waste some time at work? Click this to visit one of my favorite blogs where a bunch of other drunks are linked up with their stories.

Along the lines of being a drunken bafoon, I would also like to share with you my favorite search topic that brought people to my blog according to that fancy pants Google analytics. 

For me it was, "Peeing in Parking Lots".  This is something I personally do quite a lot when I am boozing, but I have never felt the need to Google it. Luckily I had those weirdos covered though with this post.

This is a part of another link-up hosted by two of my other favorite blogs...Just click this link to see the weird shit people are Googleing these days.

Non-bloggers feel free to stop reading now!

I have decided to create my very first link-up! Oh my god, I know...what a big girl I am becoming. I'm not really an expert on any of this so if anything doesn't work the way it should cut a girl a break, but anyone that loves to talk about their family as much as I do should join me next Wednesday, May 8 for the My Fam Damily Link Up It will be real fun, tell the blog world why you have the best, worst, craziest, funniest, drunkest, whateverist family. Put this button or a link to my blog in your post and let's see where we all want to go for the next holiday dinner. Oh yes, and be sure to link up to my post next Wednesday...I will have one of those fancy link up tools. The button will be re-posted next week for anyone who misses it today so don't you worry your pretty faces. Oh and hey, if you want to write about your family any other day and want to use my sweet button, do it. And, no that is not my family, we are way more awkward.

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