-I plan a lot of fake vacations. I could tell you what it costs to fly from DC to just about anywhere in the world because I spend so much time browsing Orbitz for flights. One day I will make it to all the places on my bucket list, in the mean time I will fake travel.
-I spend a lot of time browsing Petfinder too. I just can't get over how cute dogs are (mainly pitt bulls) so I search for them on a regular basis. I also Google pictures of puppies quite frequently.
-I have a real mean streak. It doesn't come out that often but when it does it does. My boyfriend just says I'm sassy, but it may be a little worse truth be told. I get into little spats with people when I don't like their attitude and I should probably cut that shit out. But as it stands I just prefer dogs to people.
-I rarely brush my hair. It is so long, it would just take too much time. The messy waves will just have to do, I am sure it looks terrible most days but whatever.
-I have no idea how to work the thermostat in my apartment. It works to manfriends advantage because he is always hot and I am always cold, so therefor our apartment is always really chilly. I try and try but can't learn to work that damn thing.
-I spilled red nail polish all over my carpet the other day, I tried to clean it and in the end just wound up moving the ottoman so it's hidden. whoops.
Now go read more confessions at the blog Vodka and Soda, I guarantee they are funnier than mine.
16 comments:
haha i don't even own a brush. i haven't owned one in like, 10 years. it's always in a braid or ponytail so who cares!!
kathy
Vodka and Soda
I don't brush my hair either. It's curly and frizzes like a pomeranian when I brush it.
I would google the shit out of how to work your thermostat. I hate being cold.
I spend far too much time looking at rescue dogs too. Steven gets so mad when he sees me doing it because seriously the last thing we need is another dog.
I spend so much time on Petfinder too!! I really want another dog, and they are just so cute! My hair is currently in a bun since I didn't want to blow dry it this morning. Long hair problems!
i never brush my hair. maybe once every other week. it's just too hard. and i also plan fake vacations.
Dogs are DEFINITELY better than people. I would much rather hang out with Johnny Cakes than anyone else. Pathetic? Maybe a little. Do I give a shit? Nope!
I never brush my hair. I condition it and run my fingers through it obviously when I do that so that's good enough for me! Plus, brushing curly hair is the worst. It makes you look like a poodle!
I can't brush my hair anymore... The dog ate my brush and honestly I wanted to murder her, but not because I brush my hair a lot just because I loved that brush. I also plan fake vacations and use my days at work to google and trip advisor my destinations so it is like I am really there!
I post a lot of fake vacations too. Like the Coasta Rican one in my head right now.
and I don't brush my hair often either. It goes in a ponytail and frankly, who cares?
Haha. Not being able to work the thermostat probably prevents a ton of arguments. Our thermostat is in a constant battle. lol.
The hair thing! Yes! Me neither! At best, I only brush the ends so my ponytail doesn't like a rat's nest. Glad to hear there's other non-brushers out there! ha!
I go and look at pitbulls all the time too. I frequently use Petfinder as a way to threaten our boxers when they are being naughty-- I tell them I am looking for their replacement. So not nice and I totally sitll do it.
I never brush my hair. It looks awful every day.
I hate brushing my hair...I am forced to at least a couple times a week so I don't end up with dreads but I really do hate it!
I can't even count the amount of fake vacations I have planned. I would like to say I'm pretty lucky and go on a lot of little vacations, but I have dreams of bigger and better places! I've hid a stain a time or two myself!
I was going to say I have a mean streak too, but... I think I'm mostly mean and sassy, and therefore I have a nice streak. It comes out occasionally.
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